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Shitposting #1 | Why does yogurt suck to eat?

Created: 2025-06-09 12:40:12 by Cr0s5H34D_QA
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#1 Cr0s5H34D_QA • 2025-06-09 12:40:12
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I've never eaten yogurt in my damn life... here's all what happens when I try yogurt.
>I open a pack of yogurt
>I eat it
>ITS DRY OR FUCKING GROSS
>I hate it
>I don't finish it
>the end!


Maybe I am not a fan of yogurt? I wouldn't know..


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#2 feral • 2025-06-16 01:19:36
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How can yogurt be dry? Are you sure it's yogurt and not something like flour?


#3 Cr0s5H34D_QA • 2025-06-16 13:18:23
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it has a dry taste, sometimes the yogurt is itself is dry, either has flavor which aged out during the fuck out of production, or that the fucking yogurt that was on display fucking expired.


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#4 l-i • 2025-06-17 19:57:19
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Sounds like yogurt’s not really your thing. Maybe it’s just the brand or type you had? What foods do you enjoy, or alternatively, what’s a snack you’d recommend instead of that? Let’s hear more.


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#5 Dr.R • 2025-06-23 14:54:12
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Try Chobani if you have access to it. It's a bit on the expensive side, but great quality. I prefer plain and then adding my own stuff as a treat if I feel like it. If you end up not enjoying it, then l-i might be right. It might just not be your thing.


#6 slutwithguts • 2025-06-24 04:13:54
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CHOBANI this was a while ago but all the cool kids at my primary school had the mixed thingies by chobani but yeah yoghurt can be a bit bland at times


#7 Cr0s5H34D_QA • 2025-06-24 20:58:37
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>Try Chobani if you have access to it. It's a bit on the expensive side, but great quality. I prefer plain and then adding my own stuff as a treat if I feel like it. If you end up not enjoying it, then l-i might be right. It might just not be your thing.


Will try when I go to the store next week, or if there's some any at my house currently. Will give updates once I get my hands on it. thanks again.


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#8 Cr0s5H34D_QA • 2025-06-25 11:34:07
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Finally got my hands on chobani, will update how it tastes like.


Also bought granola to help it


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#9 RandomAmerican • 2025-07-06 18:59:39
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Yogurt’s one of those foods where when it’s bad, it’s really bad. I don’t blame you for being turned off if your first experiences were expired or just poorly made. That weird dry/tangy taste when it’s gone off or been sitting too long is awful.


Chobani's a decent choice for giving it one last chance though, especially if you mix in your own stuff — granola, honey, berries, whatever. Sometimes the pre-mixed cups have this weird aftertaste, but plain yogurt with your own add-ins gives you a lot more control over flavor and texture.


If that still doesn’t work for you, maybe yogurt just isn’t your thing — and that’s totally fine. Some of us are just born to eat crunchy snacks instead.


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